06/02/2013: Nonsense: for those who are riding on the poor for long

the horse said to his master –
you may not ride on me any more

the master asked – may I know why
replied horse –
you must be stealing those beans from your daughters piggy bank

a flummoxed master muttered –
those are golden coins

horse paused a little

and then said angrily
then why your fart stinks.